I need help finding a bra online?

Hi, I’m 15, and I need desperate help finding 30B bras. I’m a petite girl with a very small chest (I’m 5’4, 106 pounds (mostly muscle), with a 23 inch waist and 32 inch hips). It’s very hard to find bras at this size, so I need some padded underwire bras for teens, not kids or adults, that I can order online. I live in the US, so I cannot order from a company outside of the country. I need them in 10 days, preferably less time. I leave for vacation on July 16th and I would really love it if I didn’t have to wear sports bras all the time like I have to now. I would like to not have to do that for school either. I’m not girly, so I just want simple colors: white and black. If possible, I would prefer some bras that have straps that will hook in the back (for tank tops and such) because I need to hook the straps so they are not loose, as I am very small from my shoulders to my chest. I also need them to be comfortable. I also need one black strapless bra, if you can find it. If not, I’m sure I’ll find it before homecoming next year (if I decide to go).

So, again, 30B bras with straps that will hook in simple colors like black and white, no pushups, and no 32A bras, which do not fit the same (I only say this because a lot of people will say 32A will be just fine and fit the same, but it is too big in the band for me).

Thanks so much for the help!

Bras for literally flat-chested girls?

Okay. So, I’m about positive that my boobs are never going to grow as they stopped a few years ago. I am nowhere near even a AA cup. Problem is, however, that as much as I would love to go braless, I’m super cold sensitive and everyone a mile away can see my damn nipples. Not to mention that I also get quite sore after a day or two of walking around braless, despite having mammaries the size of pennies.

So, anyone know of any good places to get bras for girls like me? I’ve tried bralettes from places like aerie and victorias secret but those are really the equivalent of wearing a loose cami and give no support. I also would prefer not to wear sports bras all the time.

Is it bad that I let my 6 year old wear training bras?

These are the ones she owns now:

http://www.shopjustice.com/girls-clothing/sport_bras/v-neck-seamless-sports-bra/8090263

http://www.shopjustice.com/girls-clothing/sport_bras/racerback-sports-bra/8090361

http://www.peacocks.co.uk/product/index.jsp?productId=4617661&cid=awin&cid=awin&awc=1828_1310860226_10e2ed5ba6beff69fe672183eec0798e

http://www.gap.com/browse/product.do?pid=515492002&tid=goaff2687457&ap=2&siteID=goafcid150

http://www.aeropostale.com/product/index.jsp?productId=11262239&cp=3534618.3534620.3534630.3542168.3542177.3599760

http://www.shopjustice.com/girls-clothing/2_pack_bras/solid–lulu-print-2-pack-bra/2820243

http://www.shopjustice.com/girls-clothing/soft_cup_bras/neon-removable-pad-bandeau-bra/1100320

And a couple more that I don’t have links for. The thing is that, she obviously doesn’t need them and she hasn’t showed any signs of development but she still loves to wear them, and she’s never ccomplained. She doesn’t wear them all the time but when she wants to, she can. I think this will be good for her when she gets older, because she’ll be comfortable with the feeling of a bra. I know this will be a very opinionated question, so go ahead and tell me how you feel, everyone has a different style of parenting. The only one that she owns that has any sort of padding is the bandeau.
Of course she has cami’s too, but there’s not much of a differents between a training bra and a cami.
Of course she has cami’s too, but there’s not much of a differents between a training bra and a cami.
*difference haha(:
The only one that has padding is the bandeau, the bandeau’s purpose is for tank tops and strapless dresses and tops, the padding is so the bra won’t slip off of her.
Haha, I’m not a troll. Thanks…
Nooo, the bra‘s have no padding! Look at the links, they’re cotton sports type bras.

How do you buy a bra?

I’m thinking of buying my own bras, most likely online and probably from Title Nine. I’ve never been bra shopping though.
Actually, I went once when I was around eleven but I payed no attention.

I want to buy sports bras; I can’t stand to wear loose shirts all the time. I’ve always worn regular bras. Is there a difference when buying them? Preferably, I’d like to buy ones that are somewhat smaller then my size but that won’t hurt me much.

I’m confused on the whole size thing though. I know they go by letters in the US, and I know my letter, but they also have numbers. So do I buy them by numbers and the letter?

Sore Breasts Late Period?

My LMP was June 10. I took a pregnancy test this weekend and it was negative but my breasts and nipples are unbelievably sore and swollen. I have to wear a sports bra all the time or else I am very uncomfortable. I am breaking out worse than I ever have. This all started the day after I took the test, does it sound like I could be pregnant?

What type of workout clothes should I get for high school P.E.?

I was thinking that I should ge some stuff from Pink and Puma. But I don’t know what to get exactly. Our school does not have uniforms for P.E. so we have to get our own clothes…I already have tennis shoes though…

What are some tips on finding clothes that suit my personality?

Well im 19 and going shopping tomoro,winter is over and i need my new tee’s etc, but this time im going for clothes that are me just like my haircut is me not what someone told me to get like usually i look at online fasion and copy it a lil like celebrity’s etc..
what would suit me if im into video games, christian really smart studied geography astrology philosophy and psychology im not a nerd im into soccer and workout allot im a personal trainer but hate sports clothing! im also an artist so i can go creative but dont want to look creepy!

i hope you get what i mean! any fasion gurus out there who get me?
what should i go for?

Can I get a job at 14 in Arizona?

I just turned 14 in January, and I have been wanting to get a job to pay for: clothes, workout equitment and other things. Does anyone know if I can (especially in Arizona)

TIPS for 8th grade, perferably LOTS of makeup and workout tips.?

I NEED TIPS.haha.
i’m fat&ugly please help me!

makeup tips
health&fitness tips
clothes&fashion tips

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♥
thankss.

workout plan??

I want to slim down a little all over my body.
mainly:
my legs
arms
stomach
butt
but my whole body really
i want a workout plan to get me in shape and slim for the summer.
[[and adding i want to go down a size in clothes]]
but no going to the gym and weird food choices nothing crazy like that.
helpp please!

Exercise when pregnant and mould on clothes?

Just wondering if anyone is exercising while pregnant? Im sure i read that it is good to do some just cant remember which ones.

Also, is it possible to get mould off clothes? If so, how? thanks

how do i stop snacking and make exercise fun?

im 16 and i love to snack and eat… for the most part i eat rather healthy but i eat ALOT. i am on a team and get exercise that way but i know i need more. the only problem is that i get so bored when i exercise. even if i listen to music, so i usually end up skipping it. im not fat or anything, but i definitely dont feel good in a bathing suit and am even self conscouis in regular clothes. i just want to loose a few pounds, and refuse to use diet pills. i feel like am i constantly getting fatter and i want to feel better about myself when i look in the mirror.

How long does it take to see results with exercise?

I’ve been exercising pretty much every day for two weeks. I go back and forth with cardio and toning. The cardio is 45 minutes long of a vigorous routine and the toning is 25 minutes long.

Actually, I’m doing Turbo Jam, if anybody has heard of it.

Anyway, so after two weeks, the scale doesn’t really show much of a difference. I know that could be because I’m also toning but then you’d think I’d notice the change in my clothes? I don’t see that either – not much anyway.

I know two weeks isn’t that much of a time period but I was hoping I’d at least see SOMETHING.

Anybody have any suggestions to prevent discouragement?

I have a 3 mo old and mo old and work full time.Can someone help me find time to cook/exercise?

I am tring to lose the baby weight. I want to cook healthy meals, and find some time to exercise.Any suggestions. I am constantly washing bottles, clothes, feeding, bathing diapers, etc.My husband helps me a lot…I just need some suggestions. Thanks!!!

I need a bit of help with clothing?

I was planning on wearing a camisole tomorrow, but when I tried it on earlier, I saw that my bra straps were very visible. So I put on a sweater. But you can still see the straps. I put on a bra that has smaller straps, but it’s more of an exercise bra, so there’s no padding. My problem is the visibility of my nipples. It seems really indecent to me, to have them showing in that way, and I was wondering if anyone had any tips on the matter?

I would like to lose 70 lbs by June 21?

HI:)
I’m going to camp June 21 and am staying for five days. It’s the south so it’s going to be hot! My goal is to lose 70 lbs by then, for health reasons also. I’m in high school so how do I diet effectively? I can’t eat 5-6 small meals a day, I’m in class. I’ve started working out twice a day an hour of yoga in the morning, and an hour to and hour and a half in the afternoons. My recommended calorie intake is: 1,875. Right now I weigh 190. I have to lose around 3-4 lbs a week. Do you think my goal is reachable, reasonable, or even possible?

Thank You in advance:)

What do you take when hiking for 1 night?

Hello, I am a 14 year old girl going on a hiking trip with this new club I joined (Scouts) And this is my first time.
My friend has been in their group for about 6 years so she knows a lot about it.
Me and her are sharing the luggage and tent and everything.
So far we have
x1 tent
x2 sleeping bags
x1 hot plate for cooking our food on
x6 pairs of socks (3 each)
x2 spare pairs of trousers (1 each)
x1 Torch
A few spare batteries for torch
x4 Yoga mats (used for a sleeping mats we will have 2 each but we will stack them on each other o make sure they don’t get wet)
x2 Spare jumpers (1 each)
x1 picnic set (it contains x2 bowls, x2 plates, x2 knives, x2 forks, x2 spoons.)
x2 Pillows (1 each)
We have organized food and water.
Yeah so what else should we bring and we can’t take things that we don’t need because we have to carry it for hours and hours.

Thanks in advanced (: x
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Oh, and we’re hiking for one night

Anyone know any bands or songs?

i breakdance, so im very into freestyle, rap music
i bellydance so anything epgyptian or indian etc
i do tai chi so oriental
i do yoga so soothing
i do exotic dance, so anything sensual/sexual
i LOVE musicals, RENT Wicked Rocky Horror etc like all kinds

here are some bands i already LOVE:
Kd Lang
the pretenders
the white stripes
meatloaf
blondie
madonna
nirvana
red hot chili peppers
foo fighters
the killers
tegan and sara
modest mouse
mewithoutYou
frank sinatra
mozart
u2
etc

anyone can hook me up with some bands or songs?

is this a good way/lifestyle to obtain optimum health?

i’m more interested in getting healthy than being thin. i’m new to this, so is my diet balanced and are the calories enough? i’m 5’7, and a little bigger than average.

breakfast:
lemon water for a detox/get my system going
2-3 glasses of green smoothie (4 cups spinach, 2 bananas, 1 orange)

lunch:
1 slice of whole grain toast w/ spinach, arugula, & balsamic vinegar
a poached egg on top
green tea

workout: 45 minutes on the elliptical and weights or yoga

snack:
a glass of green smoothie or some almonds or a mango or greek yogurt

dinner:
fish, brown rice, and plenty of steamed veggies
green tea

before bed:
hot water w/ lemon and honey

2-2.5 liters of water throughout the day

HELP! Do you think I offended HIM?

So last week I had this guy i kinda like from work take me home. He’s cute, sweet and said that he’s into a lot the same things I’m into: poetry, yoga. He was really bummed out that he couldn’t go to my backyard volleyball party that I invited him to. There was one time that I was looking for him in the lumber aisle at work and he was walking toward me from the other end of the store and then he just suggested that he walk with me to the break room. He’s so adorable. Anyway, that night he mentioned he had to go to this social at the college he just got into. (This college is one that I helped him to decide to go to…and also one that I went to…and also one that I live down the street from.) Keep in mind its like 10 o’clock at night. So about 10 minutes later I call him in his department and I say would you do me a HUGE favor? And he says “sure lay it on me” (in his hot to death voice) and I ask him since he’s going about 2 blocks away from my house would he drop me off at home? He says he would. So we go home right. He’s a bit shy and we talk about his school schedule and how I was expecting him to say no when I asked him if he liked poetry. He says he likes it and writes a little bit himself but would never perform. ANd I say that I write just a little bit. And he slightly teases me when I say “just a little bit.” Then he drops me off and I give him a hug and his hugs are so the best.That night I sent him an email with an abstract poem about Morning (nothing flirtatious or about love or anything weird like that.) and asked what he thought of it.

Ok so advance to my dilemma. The next day I had a break at the same time he had lunch but he was on the phone. So I just kinda waived and tapped him on the shoulder and said hi. I went to go talk to my mom-like coworker and we got invested in the conversation. I noticed him get off his phone maybe 5 minutes before I had to go. But I was helping my coworker figure out how to use her phone. All the while, I am still noticing him fan through a magazine. And now its time for me to go so I say “See ya later Alex” and kinda grab his shoulder on the way out. I don’t know if I should’ve sat down and talked to him and been late from my break. Or if I should’ve cut my mom-like coworker off to go talk to him. But now its been 4 days since my email to him. And he has not replied. I know it was the first week of school and he had a lot going on over the weekend. So he could be busy. But this was a Facebook email I sent him and I know he’s been online because he commented on a few mutual friends status’. SO do you think I offended him? Did I do something wrong? God, he’s so confusing but I really like him. And I don’t want to seem like I am nagging him. What advice do you all have to go forward?

I was viewing the womens NCAA tourney and the majority coaches wore pant suits, should there be a dress code?

I luv all women but there is a new trend going on. In order to “succeed” you must not only act the part but you must dress the part also? You got hiliary clinton marketing pant suits because she wears them daily. Then you got a woman pro-golfer wearing (now get this) “sweat pants” during a nationally televised tournament (her sponsers must love that). Women have a impact in competitive sports but you cannot raise that bar to say ” we,(women) can be as competitive as men”. The reality is men are men and women are women, there should be a “dress code” for women, forbidding them to wear pants or pant suits during a televised game, period…

Poll: Do many young people still watch pro sports?

I’m in my twenties, but I don’t know many people my age who watch sports. Many of my friends don’t keep up with sports, & I even heard one dude in class say he doesn’t watch it since it’s all about the money & the referees cheat frequently. Also, I’m the only person at my college who wears sports jersies to school.

Am i allowed to wear my ACU’s to a pro sporting event that’s deemed military appreciation night?

The Philadelphia Soul has their last homegame of the season next friday 7/8 & their promotion that night is Military Appreciation Night where all military personnel get in for free. Since I am in the military with PA Army National Guard, would I be allowed under regulation or anything, to wear my ACU’s to this event? thanks!

*I am an E-2 with the 1/109th Infantry Reg. 28th ID.

Best foundation that will last during sports?

I need something that will last while sweating and will not wear off at the end of the day.
Do NOT say mac pro long wear i have used it and the texture is horrible on my skin.

Is it legal to wear this?

Is it legal to wear this http://www.shopping.com/Franklin-Sports-St-Louis-Blues-NHL-SX-PRO-GFM-1000-Street-Roller-Hockey-Goalie-Mask/prices street hockey mask to play floorball (official games)???

What defines business casual?

I am starting a new job tomorrow and they said dress code is business casual however I saw one loan officer come in the day I was interviewing in workout clothes, we will have the same position. What should I consider safe?

Does working out in more clothes burn more calories or just lose water weight?

I want to drop a few pounds and want to do it fast with some intense workouts in heavy clothing but I need to know if this just makes you lose weight by losing more water weight or actually burning calories. If it’s just water weight causing a need to rehydrate, I don’t want to do it, but if it increases the loss of calories I’ll do it.
@Otter, Thank you, I think Shadow Boxing with 5, 8, and 15 lb weights consecutively is a good workout correct? I also like to run along the tops of abandoned trains but they frown upon that , I like it because you have to use upper body strength to climb to the top of the tall carts and then climb up the walls of all the gondolas, you think this is pretty good?

@Tiffany, I don’t like to totally diet, I prefer to just work .
Haha, well they don’t care to much. They more the trains every couple months so they don’t have to legally call them abandoned. The tracks are the same, they aren’t operational, if they were they’d have to probably re due the tracks. They just move the cars every so often so they don’t have to pay tax or w/e.

Oh and yes I am male, I don’t really need to body build just tone but ye, I’ll check it out.
Haha, well they don’t care to much. They more the trains every couple months so they don’t have to legally call them abandoned. The tracks are the same, they aren’t operational, if they were they’d have to probably re due the tracks. They just move the cars every so often so they don’t have to pay tax or w/e.

Oh and yes I am male, I don’t really need to body build just tone but ye, I’ll check it out.

Will I look a lot different losing this much weight?

Im 6’2 weighing at 268, i got muscle, i play football and i workout about 4times a week. If I go down to 230 will I look a lot different? I used to weigh 282 and i have seen a difference my muscles show more and i went down in size for clothes.

What percentage body fat do you think I have?

I currently have no way of accuartly measuring i will say I workout quite often however have only been doing it since november of last year, I’m 5’10 weigh 157pounds, and currently the following is what Im able to lift, 35 pound curls with each arm, 225 pound bench press, 300 pound leg press 225 pound leg curls and here is the following clothes sizes of mine, 30 inch waist and medium shirt.

any workout and diet ideas?

i am generally happy with the way i look. well my weight # is not what i would like it to be but i don’t obsess over that, i rather focus on how my clothes fit me and right now i just want help shrinking my waist line. i measured it and its 34″ and i would like it to go down to at least 30″ any workout or diets, etc. specifically targeted for the waist line??

Health Food Joke?

Sam and Edith were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.

Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife’s insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. One day, their good health didn’t help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven. They reached the pearly gates, and there an escort was waiting to show them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath and their favorite clothes hanging in the closet. They gasped in astonishment when he said, “Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.”

Sam asked how much all this was going to cost. “Why, nothing,” their companion replied, “remember, this is your reward in Heaven.”

Sam looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever-built on Earth. “What are the greens fees?” grumbled the old man. “This is heaven,” the companion replied. “You can play for free, every day.”

Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic desserts, free flowing beverages. “Don’t even ask,” said their companion to Sam. “This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.”

The old man looked around and glanced nervously at Edith. “Well, where are the low fat and low-cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated tea?” he asked. “That’s the best part,” the companion replied. “You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!”

Sam pushed,”No gym to work out at?” “Not unless you want to,” was the answer. “No testing my sugar or blood pressure or…” “Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.”

Sam glared at Edith and said, “You and your crappy bran muffins. We could have been here 15 years ago!!”

Summer gone but my Moobs aren’t? Help?

Hey guys, thanks for wanting to answer my question.

So now that Summer school’s over, I’m gonna’ do hardcore exercising and mainly on the chest area because I have what you might call, “Moobs” or man boobs. I can’t understand why I can’t loose these things? I tried exercising before but didn’t work but the before exercise was just cheap running.

What do you recommend diet/exercise wise I do to loose these things before Summer ends? I’ve got about 34 days left and If I can’t loose them, atleast make them non visible since they’re a HUGE CONFIDENCE BREAKERS and I always have to wear baggy clothes, even In the Summer.

I’d apprecaite your help but please try to expand on your points. Thank you.

A Little Jewish Humor?

Sam and Edith were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years.
Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife’s insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.
One day, their good health didn’t help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven. They reached the pearly gates, and there an escort was waiting to show them inside.
He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. And their favorite clothes hanging in the closet.
They gasped in astonishment when he said, “Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.”
Sam asked how much all this was going to cost. “Why, nothing,” their
companion replied, “remember, this is your reward in Heaven.”
Sam looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever-built on Earth. “What are the greens fees?” grumbled the old man.
“This is heaven,” the companion replied. “You can play for free, every day.”
Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages. “Don’t even ask,” said their companion to Sam.
This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.”
The old man looked around and glanced nervously at Edith. “Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated tea?” he asked.
“That’s the best part,” the companion replied. “You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or sick.This is Heaven!”
Sam pushed, “No gym to work out at?”
“Not unless you want to,” was the answer.
“No testing my sugar or blood pressure or…”
“Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.”
Sam glared at Edith and said:
-”You and your fakakta bran muffins. We could have been here 15 years ago!”

New Oaths of Enlistment?

US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT

“I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn’t hack it in the Army, because the Marines frighten me, and because I am afraid of water over waist-deep. I swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real exercise, but promise to defend our bike- riding test as a valid form of exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name because I find it amusing to annoy the other services.

I will have a better quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make them aware of that fact. After completion of “Basic Training”, I will be a lean, mean, donut-eating, Lazy-Boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes, Chair-borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So Help Me God!”

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Signature

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US ARMY OATH OF ENLISTMENT

“I, Rambo, swear to sign away 4 years of my mediocre life to the UNITED STATES ARMY because I couldn’t score high enough on the ASVAB to get into the Air Force, I’m not tough enough for the Marines, and the Navy won’t take me because I can’t swim. I will wear camouflage every day and tuck my trousers into my boots because I can’t figure out how to use blousing straps. I promise to wear my uniform 24 hours a day even when I have a date.

I will continue to tell myself that I am a fierce killing machine because my Drill Sergeant told me so, despite the fact that the only action I will see is a court-martial for sexual harassment. I acknowledge the fact that I will make E-8 in my first year of service, and vow to maintain that it is because I scored perfect on my PT test. After completion of my Sexual…..er…..I mean “Basic Training,” I will attend a different Army school every other month and return knowing less than I did when I left. On my first trip home after Boot Camp, I will walk around like I am cool and propose to my 9th grade sweetheart. I will make my wife stay home because if I let her out she might leave me for a better-looking Air Force guy. Should she leave me twelve times, I will continue to take her back. While at work I will maintain a look of knowledge while getting absolutely nothing accomplished. I will arrive to work every day at 1000 hrs because of morning PT and leave everyday at 1300 to report back to “COMPANY.”

I understand that I will undergo no training whatsoever that will help me get a job upon separation, and will end up working construction with my friends from high school. I will brag to everyone about the Army giving me $30,000 for college, but will be unable to use it because I can’t pass a placement exam. So Help Me God!”

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US NAVY OATH OF ENLISTMENT

“I, Top Gun, in lieu of going to prison, swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES NAVY, because I want to hang out with Marines without actually having to BE one of them, because I thought the Air Force was too “corporate,” because I didn’t want to actually live in dirt like the Army, and because I thought, “Hey, I like to swim…why not?” I promise to wear clothes that went out of style in 1976 and to have my name stenciled on the butt of every pair of pants I own. I understand that I will be mistaken for the Good Humor Man during summer, and for Nazi Waffen SS during the winter. I will strive to use a different language than the rest of the English-speaking world, using words like “deck, bulkhead, cover, geedunk, scuttlebutt, scuttle and head,” when I really mean “floor, wall, hat, candy, water fountain, hole in wall and toilet.”

I will take great pride in the fact that all Navy acronyms, rank, and insignia, and everything else for that matter, are completely different from the other services and make absolutely no sense whatsoever. I will muster, whatever that is, at 0700 every morning unless I am buddy-buddy with the Chief, in which case I will show up around 0930. I vow to hone my coffee cup-handling skills to the point that I can stand up in a kayak being tossed around in a typhoon, and still not spill a drop. I consent to being promoted and subsequently busted at least twice per fiscal year. I realize that, once selected for Chief, I am required to submit myself to the sick, and quite possibly illegal, whims of my newfound “colleagues.” So Help Me Neptune!”

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US MARINE CORPS OATH OF ENLISTMENT

“I, (pick a name the police won’t recognize), swear..uhhhh….high- and-tight…. grunt… cammies….kill…. fix bayonets….charge….slash….dig….burn…. blowup….ugh…Air Force women….beer….. sailors wives…..air strikes…. yes
For those of you with your panties in a bunch I posted this just to lighten everybodies sense of humor.Also there are new people joining the military every day who may not have seen this.

dr.haledjian question?

Bertie Tilford, the Englishman who had more sold the Brooklyn Bridge more often than any man alive, ushered a robust young man into Dr.Haledjian’s living room. “Meet Howard Kent”, Bertie announced, “the physical wonder of the century!” Kent dropped to the floor at once and started doing push-ups like a trip-hammer.
Then he jumped to his feet again and began to remove his clothes. Dr.Haledjian barely had time to notice that Kent’s suit, though it fit well and was neatly pressed, looked old and worn out. Kent’s left shoe had a large hole in the sole..
With his clothes off, Kent flexed his muscles and showed off his wonderful
physique. Would you believe that he gained seventy pounds of solid muscle in the
last seven months?”Bertie asked Haledjian “He’s developed his own secret formula for high-protein food, which, together with proper physical exercise—”
And you need capital to put the formula on the market,” said Haledjian.
” Quite so,” Bertie went on. “Kent has already put every cent he
has into perfecting his secret formula.
“Why the suit he’s wearing is two years old” And I’m out of cash just at
the moment, or else I would put up the capital myself.
All we need is $15,000,” Bertie explained. If you can help us, you’ll
also be helping mankind, besides making a fortune for yourself.”
Not today,” said Haledjian. I think you’d have a better chance of
selling me the Brooklyn Bridge!”
What was wrong with Bernie’s Pitch?
I think i know it, probably because if his shirt is 2 yrs old and he gained 70 lbs of muscle he shouldn’t be able to fit into that shirt anymore, thats my guess